i couldnt resist!!

DAVID COOK DAVID COOK DAVID COOK!


its all i've been thinking about!

spm has been ok... 1 more to go! (the one in purple is the ones that not are done)

b. melayu
english
maths
sejarah
moral
science
bible knowledge
literature
ekonomi asas

thats all folks.. gotta go.. food's calling

So lie to me and tell me that it's gonna be alright
so lie to me and tell me that we'll make it through the night
I dont mind if you wait before you tear me apart
look me in the eye and lie, lie ,lie

light on!!!!

Never really said too much
Afraid it wouldn’t be enough
Just try to keep my spirits up
When there’s no point in grieving
Doesn’t matter anyway
Words could never make me stay
Words will never take my place
When you know I’m leaving


Try to leave a light on when I’m gone
Something I rely on to get home
One I can feel at night
A naked light, a fire to keep me warm
Try to leave a light on when I’m gone
Even in the daylight, shine on
And when it’s late at night you can look inside
You won’t feel so alone

You know we’ve been down that road
What seems a thousand times before
My back to a closing door and my eyes to the seasons
That roll out underneath my heels
And you don’t know how bad it feels
To leave the only one that I have ever believed in


Sometimes it feels like we’ve run out of luck
When the signal keeps on breaking up
When the wires cross in my brain
You’ll start my heart again
When I come along

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog or chat box).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.

With Love;
-Your name-

P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___, -The name of the person that tagged you-.

1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous-The middle east
Worried-That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other-That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - Anew life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine
Cider- A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

Dear Tengku Sheril. I don't really know how to tell you this, but i'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I you put your cuffs on me in your camping car and I saw you pull the clothes of my mustard souflle . I'm sure you're open enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning the ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the incarnation as an Eskimo best regards

With Love;
joanna-antonio-buckwheat!


P/S: You are so lifeless, ugly pig.

tagged by the friar and the medusa

The last person to tag you is?

shannya
debbie

What relationship do you have with him/her?
shannya is my buddie from class and a fellow jingbang
debbie is my buddie and a fellow maan member!

Your 5 impressions towards him/her.
awesome
medusa-ish
sometimes scares people
manson freak
she would like to keep a low profile

believe meeeeeee..
awesome
really nice to hug
she's finally 16.. haha
a really good actress!

The most memorable thing that he/she had done for you.

bake them delicious cupcakes!
just by being herself! and receiving all my huggs! haha

The most memorable thing that he/she has said to you.
"i love you"
"when you first came for the audition i though you were the cutest thing ever!"

If he/she becomes your lover, you will…
not gonna happen considering the fact that i am 100% straight!

If he/she becomes your enemy, you will
scream at the top of my lungs "why god, why"

If he/she becomes your lover , he/she has to improve on..

again.. NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

If he/she becomes your enemy , the reason is...
she... don't give me her cupcakes anymore
she... don't let me hug her anymore.. of is sick of all the hugs!

The most desirable thing you want to do to him/her

make them happy!

The overall impression of he/her is
they're both oh-so-very awesome and they rawk my awesomely-awesome,kinkily-kinky bra's and panties!! haha!

How do you think the people around you feel about you?
why don't you get their opinion

The character for yourself is?

joanna-antonio-buckwheat

On the contrary , the thing you hate about yourself is?

the fact that i'm short =)

The most ideal person you want to be is?
i enjoy being me!

Pick a loved one and say something about them

c.m.m. you dont even know me yet you brighten up my day everytime i see you! haha.

Ten people to tag

1. SHANNYA! (haha)
2. chad micheal murray (because i can!)
3. kathleen tang
4. tengku
5. Michelle
6. abby
7. carmelia

8. albert einstien (because i'm cool like that!)

9. sophia bush

10. david cook

Who is no.2 having relationship with?
i wish me, but some kenzie girl

Is no.3 a female or a male?

definitely a female

If no.7 and no.10 were to get together would it be a good thing?

she'd be happy but he's mine!

How about no.5 and 8?

haha.. but he's six feet under so yea!

What is number 1 studying for?

ass-pee-mm

When was the last time you chatted with them?

not that long ago!

Is number 4
definately not!

Talk about no.2.
hot!

You Are Rain

You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming. Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you. You are best known for: your touch Your dominant state: changing

What Type of Weather Are You?

tagged.. twice might i add?!

RULE # 1
People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
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RULE#2
Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.
These people must state who were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people.
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1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be? take revenge?
i'll shove batteries up their a** and torture the living daylight out of them!

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
to.............. meet the zero of my life.. ahahha

3.Whose butt would you like to kick?

hmmm... nobody..

4.Do you cry yourself to sleep ?
No?

5.Will you fall in love with your best friend?
if it were a guy, i'll think about it!

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
BOTH

7.How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
if it takes that long.. then forever..

8.If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
tell them.. and just leave it at that..

9.If you were to die in 2 weeks time , what will you do ?
DO THINGS I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO

10. Are you a giver or a taker ?
Neither or both.

THE 5:
Kate (because i haven't tagged you)
debbie (same reason as kate)
mallini
kathlyn
carmelia

Rules:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

Starting time: 4:14
Name: joanna
Sisters: don't have any
Brothers: 2 - emmanuel and noel

Shoe size: 4 occasionally 3
Height: 132
where do you live: Malaysia
Favourite drinks: Coke, ice blended mocha with extra whipped cream

Have you ever -
Been on a plane?: sadly no
Swam in the ocean: no
Fallen asleep at school: Have I not....
Broken someone's heart: no
Fell off your chair: Occasionally.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: no
Saved e-mails: nice one's

What is your room like: All sorts of junk, lots and lots of things
The last thing you ate: pasta
Ever had chicken pox: yea.. when i was 6
Sore throat: Many times..
Stitches: None.
Broken nose: no

Do you believe in love at first sight: depends
Like picnics: yea.. as long as there a no insects
Who was/were the last person/people you danced with: tg
Last made you smile: i smile all the time.. at anything
You last yelled at: tengku sheril..

Today did you -
Talk to someone you like: I talk to a lot of people I like everyday.
Kiss anyone: Lip virgin.
Get sick: No! :D
Talk to an ex: Nah.
Miss someone: maybe
Eat: Many many times. I'm gonna end up fat.

Best feeling in the world: adrenaline
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Nu :(
What's under your bed: The floor.

Who do you really hate: hahahahha....
What time is it now? : 4:20

Random -
Is there a person who is on your mind now: yes
Do you have any siblings: 2 of em, not counting my soulsistahs and wannabebros o-o
Do you want children: yes
Do you smile often: yes
Do you like your hand-writing: sometimes

Are your toe nails painted: I'm too lazy to paint my toenails.
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: hmmmmm
What color shirt are you wearing now: White
What were you doing at 7:00 p.m. yesterday: studying

I can't wait till: spm is over
Are you a friendly person: yes, but people are scared of me, LOL
Do you have any pets: do my brothers count?

Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: Lol which one? HAHAHAHAHA
Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?: yes!

Do you sleep with the TV on?: I probably fell asleep with the TV on.
What are you doing right now?: Doing this damn tag
Have you ever crawled through a window?: yes..
Can you handle the truth?: duh
Are you too forgiving?: maybe
Are you closer to your mother or father?: My mom
Who was the last person you cried in front of?: nobody.. i don't cry in front of people
How many people can you say you've really loved?: *creek creek creek* (the sound of crickets)

Do you eat healthy?: Occasionally.
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?: i don't have an ex
Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: Sometimes.
If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?: My friends. Then I bomb the world.
Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: LOUD
Are you confident?: Depends if I'm in my comfort zone.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago:
1. kindergarden
2. nothing much
3. reading
4. Getting into ounces of trouble
5. Getting wacked a lot

5 things on my to-do list today:
1. Sleep
2. study
3. study
4. study
5. sleep

5 snacks I enjoy:
1. Fruits o3o
2. Chocolate
3. Chips D:
4. Candy
5. Cake

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire:
1. buy a HUMMER
2. Build a supercomputer (or a hundred of em)
3. Travel around dah world
4. College..
5. spend it

5 of my bad habits:
1. laziness
2. don't really know
3. Laaaaaaaazy.
4. What homework? >.> <.< >.>
5. shyness

5 places I have lived in:
1. petaling jaya
2. ipoh
3. puchong
4. no where else
5. no where else

5 jobs I've had:
1. Peeling onions? XD
2. help my mum at school
3. selling stuff at church
4. Random stuff really
5. Penglepak xD

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.