Chronicals of NEBASQRA - works of TSAB

Part 1

"Phew that was a close one" The little pariah Squirrel sighed in relief. "Yeap, she almost got you" agreed The Neko and The Bat. "I just want to slap her!" The Raccoon grumbles as she rummaged through her sparkly gold bag of mischief. They were all huddled in their usual corner after a narrow escape from one of the fearsome (yet stupidest) creatures on the planet - The Bun, whose ignorant mission in life was to sit on the Pariah Squirrel and squish her to nothingness - unintentionally, of course.

Part 2
"Have you found it yet?" The Neko asks "What? The tool to eliminate bun forever? NO!" The Raccoon answers snappily, her Medusa eyes still searching for 'The Tool'. The Neko flicks her tail impatiently. "Can we please talk and do something else?" The Bat asks with a voice full of conviction "oh al-right" The Raccoon head emerges from the gold bag and everyone settles down. There is silence with a linger of contentment in the air until, "oh shit!" The Pariah Squirrel gasps ever so cutely. Everyone jumps, especially The Neko, who is a jumpy creature by nature. "What?!" They demand. "I think my tail's balding"

 Part 3
 "No darling, your tail is not balding, it never had any hair to begin with." Raccoon Medusa stated as-a-matter-of-factly "but I saw a strand of hair sticking out yesterday!!" the pariah squirrel wails "Are you sure it wasn't the Neko's?" the Bat asks resignedly. "Nooooo" came the whiny reply. "Hey! My tail is very well maintained and certainly does not suffer from hair fall" the Neko states dignifiedly  The raccoon snorts, "Yes, i'm sure, that's why it is capable of severely wounding someone with a single flick." The Neko, unperturbed by the sarcasm, turns around and gives her tail a dignified flick. None too gracefully. She succeeded in sending the pariah squirrel flying across the room, who had chosen that particular time to examine her own non-hair-existing tail.